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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A Chummy Mummy
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
What do witches put on their hair?
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and Shriek
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
He runs over the ghoul line.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
What is Transylvania's national sport?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
They loved in vein.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a Goblin.
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
They Boo- kle their seatbelts
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work.
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
Fly by night operations.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaners Insurance.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
People are dying to get in.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His Ghoul Friend.
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?